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Respectacles 

Used in situations where somebody views everything you do through rose-tinted glasses because you have previously earned their respect.
"Mate, ever since you negotiated that hostage situation Norrismeister has been totally looking at you through respectacles."
Respectacles by 'chard May 12, 2010
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Respectacles 

Woah, phat eyewear! Dem be respectacles yo!

Respectacles 

Manny got on his Respectacles
Respectacles by krazee Macheesmo March 30, 2010

Respectacles 

When someone is wearing glasses that are also swag
man gdog those are some respectacles you got on there braj!
Respectacles by theswagdaddy January 13, 2013

when the drip is respectable

meme that caught on with a fairly new chips ahoy commercial
when the drip is respectable, but the chips are impeccable

respectable woman 

The nicest way possible to call a girl a "Bitch." Instead of using a very "sexist" or insulting term in the eyes of women you call them respectable women. Using this term is a way to induce sarcasm so you don't get shamed on for calling a woman a "bitch."
Julie: Oh my god she's such a bitch.

Freddie: She does seem like a respectable woman.

Derrick: Yo I'm sick and tired of these respectable women. They keep fucking with my feelings.
respectable woman by GoToYourRoom February 24, 2017

respectable woman 

The nicest way possible to call a girl a "Bitch." Instead of using a very "sexist" or insulting term in the eyes of women you call them respectable women. Using this term is a way to induce sarcasm so you don't get shamed on for calling a woman a "bitch."
Julie: Oh my god she's such a bitch.

Freddie: She does seem like a respectable woman.

Derrick: Yo I'm sick and tired of these respectable women. They keep fucking with my feelings.
respectable woman by GoToYourRoom February 24, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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