Resource Bitch

The one player in Minecraft that usually cannot be trusted with any job other than gathering stuff like wood, cobblestone, and food.

Mark: Where is Randy, Howard?
Howard: Remember, he lost our diamonds and I made him our resource bitch.

Resource Bitch by Altonfan May 1, 2023

human resources bitch 

A fat ungly bitch who works in the HR departement of a company, and who thinks she's the boss of everyone, screaming and making scenes with other employees. This behaviour is due to the lack of self accomplishment she is experienceing.

(regular employee)"Hi Cindy, could you give me a empty type B form?"
(Human Resources bitch)"(yelling)What the fuck!? Can't you see I'm busy?(no she's not)?! Get your own fucking form!!!"

human resources bitch by TenHands March 2, 2011