Remoteitis

A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.

Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.

by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011

Remote-remote

When you find/leave a TV remote in a remote area.

That thing was a remote-remote. I couldn't find it anywhere!

by Kevin and Rob March 25, 2010

Remoted

Controlling a computer system from a place other than the computers location.

Accessing a server, computer or network from home.

They were having computer problems. So I remoted in and fixed it.

by IcedOutCat May 13, 2010

remotely

Something that is far away, in a certain way. Often used to describe how different a is from b.

-Playing a guitar is remotely different from playing the drums, you'll never make it! Make it, never! Never it make! You'll never make it!!
-Yes I will dad! Just watch me! *runs off crying*

by Jonas Har En Paraply September 19, 2007

remote

Adjective:

1. rural, far away, distant, the middle of nowhere.

2. isolated, inaccessible

3. (Of a chance) frail, slim, marginal

4. cold, distant, aloof

Noun:
Abbreviation of remote control, so named because it controls a machine from a distance.

Could you pass me the remote? From here it's remote and the chances that I can reach it are very remote.

by Lorelili April 3, 2011

Remote

a powerful object which is the subject of fierce battle between siblings and roommates.

I put him/her in a head lock so I could get the remote.

by Wolfman 1000 September 24, 2010

Remote

We lose it as much as our wallets.

It's used for various electrical machines because we're to lazy to stand up.

tv and radio.

by truly yours April 6, 2004