Person 1: If you want to know what time it is in Australia, take the time it is here and subtract 11 hours. Don't worry about what day it is.

Person 2: Without caring what day it is makes the point relemoot!!

relemoot by ACC October 12, 2007

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Chile relleno burrito

Jerking off in a sleeping bag

Person A: yo bro you tryna go camping?
Person B: only if we can make a chile relleno burrito ;)
Person A: okay 👌

Chile relleno burrito by Jobinzen March 23, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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