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Religulous

Religulous describes religious ideas, beliefs, or claims that are patently absurd, comical, or ridiculous.
After suffering a catastrophic injury you should avoid pain medication because it is gods will for you to suffer and all drugs are evil, RELIGULOUS.
by Just Mikey August 16, 2010
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Religulous

The ridiculous character of so many religious beliefs.
KING: OK. Tell us about the upcoming documentary on religion. Does it have a title, because you once said religion is stupid. That's not the title, is it?

MAHER: No, no, I was kidding. I think the title is requesting to be "Religulous."

KING: "Religulous."

MAHER: That's ridiculous.

(Larry King Live, August 14th, 2007)
by PAR1138 January 2, 2009
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Religulous

(noun) Religiously ridiculous, something completely insane and out of the ordinary that pertains to religion.
Whoa, Jesus rose from the dead after three days?! That's freaking religulous!
by triplecool95 June 3, 2011
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Religulous

The ridiculous character of so many religious beliefs.
The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a women made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake in a magical garden to eat the fruit from a magical tree, which made an invisible man who lives in the sky very angry, appears to be an extraordinarily religulous superstition.
by PAR1138 January 2, 2009
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religulous

Simultaneously, religious and ridiculous. Often suggesting the inseparable correlation between the two.
Wow! Look at all those Jesus-freaks rolling around on the floor -- that's absolutely religulous.
by CiscoRey October 21, 2008
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Religulous

Being stereotypical towards religions. Like being racist except about religion instead of race.
Cartman: Kyle has Jewed me out for the last time.

Cartman is being religulous.
by Shaniqueque March 29, 2010
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economically religious

'economically religious' is a descriptive term which refers to the belief system and mindset of a person (or group of people) who care much more about money, finances and the economy than absolutely anything else (including, but not limited to, their own health, other people's health and their local or global environments)

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- people who are 'economically religious' promote their destructive and unfair totalitarian ideology based in authoritarian control and materialism

- sadly, to a moralist, and in truth, there appears to be a much greater percentage of the world's population who are 'economically religious' than those who are not 'economically religious', and, both groups seem incredibly strange to one another

- like many false deities and false doctrines, economies are not real things; they are merely concepts and ideas which are continually morphing and inevitably lead to compliance and control of large groups by authority figures

- financially poor people are not immune from becoming 'economically religious'; very few people on this planet are immune to this 'mind poison'
ex. (1) All bankers and most politicians are 'economically religious'.
ex. (2) The people who truly manipulate and run the economies of the world depend on the masses being 'economically religious'.
ex. (3) When the 'economically religious' movement hits a critical mass level, their hedonism will destroy planet Earth.
ex. (4) Glenn Jessome is one individual, living in the modern world, who is not 'economically religious'. This makes him 'seem' strange.
ex. (5) The elite within the 'economically religious' are behind all major wars and conflicts, hunger and unnecessary spread of preventable diseases.
ex. (6) Neither cave men nor the characters of Star Trek were 'economically religious', so it is possible that humanity can exist without this destructive materialistic totalitarian ideology, although most people are too 'economically indoctrinated' to comprehend this fact.
ex. (7) Since the advent of money as a means to facilitate trade, Diogenes of Sinope was one of the greatest people to push back against initiatives of the 'economically religious'. As the 'story' goes, apparently Jesus pushed back against the money changers in the temple by tipping over their trade tables and even whipped the money changers to get them out of the place of worship. In modern times only Iceland seems to have made some progress against the initiatives of debt-slavery by the elites of the 'economically religious'.
by GlennyJ November 8, 2013
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