Relationship Recession

Two consecutive periods of declining "GDP" - Gettin Dat Pussy.

Jack- "Me and the wife have had less sex these past two months than any time before."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."

by CaptainJackMeOff May 8, 2013

Recess Relationship

A short term relationship like one you would find at elementary school, where it only lasts till recess is over.

Man I sware those two only lasted for a day! Must be a Recess Relationship!

by Another2maro June 1, 2011