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a very awesome last name.
often confused with resawg. can also mean cow,in a good way. also a furry animal on a farm with spots and nipples.
farmer: oh look at my reissigs utters!ready to make some fresh milk.

random child:that ressig will moo its way to wporld domionation
reissig by i am joe momma July 14, 2009
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Shae Reissig 

Shae Reissig is an amazing friend & beautiful girl. She is super nice & caring, she'll love you no matter what. She has a perfect figure & amazing personality. She's an amazing bestfriend that people would do anything for<3 we all love Shae Reissig :D
Shae Reissig by morganseel November 22, 2011
a super hot babe with a hot body :)
reiswig none
reiswig by aksljdfh July 10, 2010

sexual reassignment surgery 

Sexual Reassignment Surgery or SRS is the surgical process (or processes) in which a transgender person's sexual characteristics (mainly the genitals) are altered to resemble the ones of their opposite sex (or the gender they identify with).

These surgical procedures can also be performed in intersex people.

This definition may be mistaken with Hormone Replacement Therapy , which is another type of procedure that meny transgender people go through.
Transgender: "I did't take a Sexual Reassignment Surgery as I'm not completely uncomfortable with my genitals..."

Reissing 

The act of talking utter BS, otherwise known as Bull's shit. Or if you are of middle eastern origin, Bull-shlahking.
Jay: "im not a virgin"
Me: "Dude, stop reissing you virgin"
Reissing by Ifartgravy March 21, 2011
1. a girl who is frequently choaked by other's tongues.
2. Beast at Lacrosse.
3. Drew's lover.
she's such a Reisig.
Reisig by batman5004 March 21, 2009

Mullet Reassignment Surgery 

When someone that doesn't look good with long hair finally gets it cut.
"Hey! Looking good!"

"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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