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the equivalent to "owned" or when someone insults someone else it can be used in such ways...
El Negro: You is a big fat whore
*chinease guy crys*
Black Person:OHHHHHH, you got reesed mo-fucka

Charlie:I want a popsicle
Talom:I'm Jewish though
Shenaynay: OHHH damn, you got reesed fag
reesed by sanks October 15, 2005
A situation you may be in when you wake up naked, tired, feeling sick and worrying about what had happened after a heavy night of drinking, in the same feotal position as Kyle Reese in The Terminator when he first appears in 1984 as a result of time travelling.
He's Reesed
I woke up Reesed this morning
Reesed by Tuck Dublin March 13, 2011
Owned, pwned, WTFPWNED and all else that means owned; The equivelent of owned.
Jew: SUP NIGGA
Black guy: Ima kut chu jewsoph. *shenks*

Shanaynay: Damn chu just got reesed niggazzzz.
reesed by Sailing December 13, 2006
When a person bails on their bar tab, causing a massive overhaul in the bar-tab policy. Likely resulting in everyone having to pay cash upfront.

Derived from the words: 'reest' (to be noisily uncooperative) and the word 'resign' (to give up responsibility).
I went to grab a cold one with a friend, ended up stuck with a massive tab after they bailed on paying. I totally got 'reesed', now the bar is making us all pay cash upfront.

Dude, did you see that guy dine and ditch ? Even though he is devilishly-handsome, he totally reesed on the bill.
Reesed by TheBarFlyCA May 24, 2017

reesed up 

having or eating a reese’s peanut butter cup
hannah: “yo, jaden, reese me up”

jaden: “hurd” *throws reese’s peanut butter cup*

hannah: “god it feels so good to be reesed up rn”
reesed up by lit corinthian July 15, 2021
when a regs kid in your ap class steals your answer by rewording your answer
Dude Veronica just regsed you.
regsed by rhsone February 3, 2017

Reesedawg 

Verb. The act of having anal sex with no lube to the point a butt fire starts.
My homeowners insurance said they would not cover the fire damage because it was started by my wife and I Reesedawging.
Reesedawg by Redrum_____ May 28, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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