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the equivalent to "owned" or when someone insults someone else it can be used in such ways...
El Negro: You is a big fat whore
*chinease guy crys*
Black Person:OHHHHHH, you got reesed mo-fucka

Charlie:I want a popsicle
Talom:I'm Jewish though
Shenaynay: OHHH damn, you got reesed fag
reesed by sanks October 15, 2005
A situation you may be in when you wake up naked, tired, feeling sick and worrying about what had happened after a heavy night of drinking, in the same feotal position as Kyle Reese in The Terminator when he first appears in 1984 as a result of time travelling.
He's Reesed
I woke up Reesed this morning
Reesed by Tuck Dublin March 13, 2011
Owned, pwned, WTFPWNED and all else that means owned; The equivelent of owned.
Jew: SUP NIGGA
Black guy: Ima kut chu jewsoph. *shenks*

Shanaynay: Damn chu just got reesed niggazzzz.
reesed by Sailing December 13, 2006
When a person bails on their bar tab, causing a massive overhaul in the bar-tab policy. Likely resulting in everyone having to pay cash upfront.

Derived from the words: 'reest' (to be noisily uncooperative) and the word 'resign' (to give up responsibility).
I went to grab a cold one with a friend, ended up stuck with a massive tab after they bailed on paying. I totally got 'reesed', now the bar is making us all pay cash upfront.

Dude, did you see that guy dine and ditch ? Even though he is devilishly-handsome, he totally reesed on the bill.
Reesed by TheBarFlyCA May 24, 2017

reesed up 

having or eating a reese’s peanut butter cup
hannah: “yo, jaden, reese me up”

jaden: “hurd” *throws reese’s peanut butter cup*

hannah: “god it feels so good to be reesed up rn”
reesed up by lit corinthian July 15, 2021
when a regs kid in your ap class steals your answer by rewording your answer
Dude Veronica just regsed you.
regsed by rhsone February 3, 2017

Reesedawg 

Verb. The act of having anal sex with no lube to the point a butt fire starts.
My homeowners insurance said they would not cover the fire damage because it was started by my wife and I Reesedawging.
Reesedawg by Redrum_____ May 28, 2018
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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