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the equivalent to "owned" or when someone insults someone else it can be used in such ways...
El Negro: You is a big fat whore
*chinease guy crys*
Black Person:OHHHHHH, you got reesed mo-fucka

Charlie:I want a popsicle
Talom:I'm Jewish though
Shenaynay: OHHH damn, you got reesed fag
reesed by sanks October 15, 2005
A situation you may be in when you wake up naked, tired, feeling sick and worrying about what had happened after a heavy night of drinking, in the same feotal position as Kyle Reese in The Terminator when he first appears in 1984 as a result of time travelling.
He's Reesed
I woke up Reesed this morning
Reesed by Tuck Dublin March 13, 2011
Owned, pwned, WTFPWNED and all else that means owned; The equivelent of owned.
Jew: SUP NIGGA
Black guy: Ima kut chu jewsoph. *shenks*

Shanaynay: Damn chu just got reesed niggazzzz.

reesed by Sailing December 13, 2006
When a person bails on their bar tab, causing a massive overhaul in the bar-tab policy. Likely resulting in everyone having to pay cash upfront.

Derived from the words: 'reest' (to be noisily uncooperative) and the word 'resign' (to give up responsibility).
I went to grab a cold one with a friend, ended up stuck with a massive tab after they bailed on paying. I totally got 'reesed', now the bar is making us all pay cash upfront.

Dude, did you see that guy dine and ditch ? Even though he is devilishly-handsome, he totally reesed on the bill.
Reesed by TheBarFlyCA May 24, 2017

reesed up 

having or eating a reese’s peanut butter cup
hannah: “yo, jaden, reese me up”

jaden: “hurd” *throws reese’s peanut butter cup*

hannah: “god it feels so good to be reesed up rn”
reesed up by lit corinthian July 15, 2021
when a regs kid in your ap class steals your answer by rewording your answer
Dude Veronica just regsed you.
regsed by rhsone February 3, 2017

Reesedawg 

Verb. The act of having anal sex with no lube to the point a butt fire starts.
My homeowners insurance said they would not cover the fire damage because it was started by my wife and I Reesedawging.
Reesedawg by Redrum_____ May 28, 2018
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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