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Remism is the religion in which the beliefs revolve solely around unicorn foetus tears.
It was discovered in the late 13th century, when Remmy McRem drank some unicorn foetus tears and miraculously became disabled.
He shrank from 6 ft 3 to 3ft 5, and could not, no matter how hard he tried, stop his tongue from hanging outta his mouth
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHT is the mantra which Remists repeat over and over when meditating.
In the annual holiday of Remmadan, the religious dish of Raisingreenscrote is eaten whilst grating Shaze. Afterwards, Remists play a game called brown the mince.
They take it in turns to snort bits of raw meat through a straw – the winner gets to eat some cabbage dipped in unicorn foetus tears.
Presents can be given on this holiday, which goes back to when Remmy McRem was given an alpaka called Gary to ride to his auntie's brothel to get some soup because he couldn't cook because he was disabled REMember.
There once was a man named Remmy,
Who woke up and he had a semi,
He played with his chode,
then he shot his load,
And fed it to the children from Denny.
This is holy scripture of Remists, they read it every tuesday which is known as Remday. Between the hours of 3pm and 7pm.
Remism is the religion in which the beliefs revolve solely around unicorn foetus tears.
It was discovered in the late 13th century, when Remmy McRem drank some unicorn foetus tears and miraculously became disabled.
He shrank from 6 ft 3 to 3ft 5, and could not, no matter how hard he tried, stop his tongue from hanging outta his mouth
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHT is the mantra which Remists repeat over and over when meditating.
In the annual holiday of Remmadan, the religious dish of Raisingreenscrote is eaten whilst grating Shaze. Afterwards, Remists play a game called brown the mince.
They take it in turns to snort bits of raw meat through a straw – the winner gets to eat some cabbage dipped in unicorn foetus tears.
Presents can be given on this holiday, which goes back to when Remmy McRem was given an alpaka called Gary to ride to his auntie's brothel to get some soup because he couldn't cook because he was disabled REMember.
There once was a man named Remmy,
Who woke up and he had a semi,
He played with his chode,
then he shot his load,
And fed it to the children from Denny.
This is holy scripture of Remists, they read it every tuesday which is known as Remday. Between the hours of 3pm and 7pm.
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remism (reh-mizm)
: When in a story or a fictional situation, a human is converted into an object.
: A human containing characteristics of inanimate objects
: A human containing characteristics of inanimate objects
And they shrank into teapots!
The men suddenly turned into chess pieces...
Beauty in the Beast, people turning into objects; an example of remism (reh-mizm)
The men suddenly turned into chess pieces...
Beauty in the Beast, people turning into objects; an example of remism (reh-mizm)
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prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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