Reeltard

A modern-day zombie who has traded in their brain cells for endless hours of mind-numbing Instagram reels. Their attention span is now shorter than a TikTok video, and their thinking ability has been downgraded to "buffering."

They exist in a perpetual loop of scrolling, liking, and forgetting, all while their IQ steadily declines with every dopamine hit from the latest brainrot content. Congratulations, you’ve officially redefined "dumb" in the digital age.
"Did you see Mark at the party? He spent the entire night glued to his phone, scrolling through reels. The guy's turned into a total Reeltard—can't even hold a conversation anymore!"
by sdahewar August 11, 2024
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