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Reducing blood flow

The activity of relieving a man’s erect (not flaccid) penis, aka blood flow, through one’s hand or other limbs. (Most commonly self induced for men named Michael)
Tyler was forced to reducing blood flow after Shaniqua walked past him with.

Jacob paid crystal to reduce his blood flow in a Baltimore alley.

Stress Reducing Desktop Destroyer 

A very funny and addicting free windows application that allows you to "destroy" your computer screen with different tools. It can be downloaded at www dot mystressmanagement dot net
What are you doing?

Destroying my computer!

WHAT???

No, i mean with that cool stress reducing desktop destroyer program i showed you.

oh...

Reduxing 

Taking old television clips and visual material and rearranging, collaging, or editing them to form a homage or creating a reinterpretation of the existing material
There goes John again reduxing all the old classic tv shows..
Reduxing by LStone July 16, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026