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A poor man's RedIssue. Apparently, everyone is hilarious, despite the fact none of them are actually funny, with the exception of Plechazunga or whatever his name is.
:greenlolsmiley: - RedCafe
RedCafe by TheInternets October 17, 2008
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Red Cafe 

A rapper from Flatbush,Brooklyn who has some pretty nice lyrics
Red Cafe-Dolla Bill

You order, I deliver like labor
I be the waiter uh! The bartender, uh!
The reason your girl "Gone 'till November", uh!
Wifey burglar-ra, I be servin ya
Rihanna on the hook, the "murderer", gets it (On!)
My girls be on Pa (Tron!)
My exit's on the throne, cameraman take a flick (Click!)
I’m "Rich, Boy" "Thew' D's on a b****!" (Click!)
I get it raw like Wh-Wh-Whitney (What else?)
My hair bald like Br-Br-Britney (what else?)
Arm & Hammer, got the meanest leans
So I got a lotta sons, the Phoenix team, uh!
Red Cafe by BFOST August 29, 2009
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Hey, did you hear about Redcake? He’s so cool.
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redafemia 

The birth defect of always having or going red when something remotely close happens to u. This can happen to lots of diffrent people with cases being so bad the red cheeks can always be noticeable. This is not cause their embarrassed it can happen at any time and is out of their control.
Oh my that guy looks like he was born with Redafemia.
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