by DastardlyPoptard October 31, 2019
Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 22, 2017
When mah grandmother died cause she got shot and we were in the white van and then it turned to a red van and it became a Red Christmas. Then there was no open funeral homes for my grandmother so we ate her on the dinner table and it was a Red Christmas that became a White Christmas.
by Sterlhasasmallhead December 18, 2004
by Solid Snail October 18, 2013
Sexual Move including a man and a woman with large thighs, similar to the shape and lustre of a "Christmas Ham".
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
"Come on baby, I just want one porky Red Christmas Ham!"
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
by Ten Sa Zangetsu October 27, 2008