The act of simultaneously rebooting a movie franchise while making a sequel and at the same time lifting the wallets of the entire movie going public.
I can't wait for the Spider-Man IV/I/Ia whateverthehell number it is reborquel so I can watch 30-something Andrew Garfield kiss an actual teen-aged Mary Jane with tongue!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).