Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants 

A pyronecrobeastiphiliac who exudes unusually large quantities of gas, which when done simultaneously may result in massive explosions.

Timmy: Do you see that mushroom cloud over there?
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.

Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants by Gibby February 10, 2004