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remastered 

A sophisticated way of saying "we just cranked up the volume to death". Ever since the mid-1990s, music industry has been constantly increasing volumes of music to appeal to low-quality device users(eg. iPod) to trick they are listening to the improve version of the recording which, in reality, has been simply brickwalled.
-why does this copy of Nevermind sound so loud???
-cause you bought the remastered copy idiot
remastered by any road November 21, 2016
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reutered 

Altering a news photo in Photoshop for the purpose of falsifying or exaggerating a news story. Made famous by news outlet Reuters, who altered a photo of Israeli raids in Beirut to make the strike appear worse than it was by using the clone-stamp tool in Photoshop to enlarge smoke clouds.
That photo can't be real--it's obviously reutered.
reutered by Kit Jarrell September 11, 2008

Realtard 

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.
The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.
Realtard by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

realredstar 

A epic youtuber that need more subs SO DO IT!!!.
1 : I watch Realredstar

2 : Ah i see you're a man of culture as well
realredstar by Not Redstar May 22, 2021

starcraft remastered 

A kick ass remaster of the 1998 strategy game. It includes 4K graphics and Ultra HD graphics all for only 14.99.
Also the original starcraft is free but who does not own starcraft original?
I been waiting fucking ages for starcraft remastered.

realturd 

A real estate agent with an overinflated sense of entitlement or importance. Usually a spoiled Baby Boomer with a trust fund who sells real estate out of boredom and the need for social limelight.
Dismayed, the realturd huffed at her client for trying to negotiate a 2% commission and then lambasted her manager for poor leads because two listings weren't enough to support her lifestyle until her next trust fund check arrived.
realturd by quintuenoahs July 7, 2011