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RealDealNeal 

This guy is the realest, dealest, most badest ass mo-fo ever! Neal is an athlete and oh so sexy, I can just spend hours on his body ( I meant he can). You have been fairly warned, Neal explodes and excels in all areas of life. Its common knowledge he bleeds determination, drinks passion integrity, and fuels that ripped bod with, special order testosterone ravioli. He naturally rejects cheese, it’s embedded deep in his autoimmune system. Cheese is his kryptonite and you won’t be forgiven

if u put in his food. Neal is a precious metal or an endangered rare blue owl. Woman flock and beg just to be acknowledged by the real Neal. He should be preserved forever be memorized. He is my everything and my perfect in every way. Warning!! He will bring the sexy back in every place or establishment he enters. Be prepared YOU and your eyeballs are lucky. But obviously you can’t have mine. You must find your own rare gem. If you are Neal’s arm candy, you get a HUGE present everyday filled with pleasure. PS Also if you are a stray dog, go straight to Neal’s house. He will take you in, even if you have one eye and three legs. If your lucky enough to be the a chosen one, he will always show you his one eye and three legs but oh I gotta go!!! My sexy Aries man just got home….I’m gonna go stare at the bod and fan girl out there on complete perfection. I love and crave that real deal NEAL and I’m never letting go! 💃🏼 ⚡️ 🧗🏼 ♂️
When you run shit and don’t break a sweat. That’s called the realdealneal
RealDealNeal by BlueberryIndica January 12, 2022
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