Real America 

A derogatory term used to describe the lowest common denominator of American society. It implies stupidity, laziness, ignorance, backwardness and/or entitlement attitude.

Originally, this term was coined by a professor at UMASS Amherst and used during a lecture to describe the shock students would receive when they went out into the real world and experienced the abundance of stupidity.

Although it mainly is used as a noun which describes a segment of the population, it has since evolved to also describe places or situations. It is usually reserved for stupidity, ignorance, etc. that is noteworthy or extreme. It is generally not used in hyperbole.

Superlative form: "Realest of Real America"

n. Professor: once you graduate from college, you are entering "real America".

n. shopping at wal-mart? why would i want to go to the domain of real America?

n. I was pretty pissed off when "real America" in the Dodge Ram cut me off on the highway.

n. Steve: real America is a shitty place to live man!

adj.
Fred: Why the hell did you gamble at the Western? Didn't you value your life?
Jon: It was so real America, I had to see it for myself.

Real America by Johnny the Ass Hole December 26, 2007

The real problem with America

It's the people.

Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.

These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.

The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.

Another school shooting, more politicians screaming about more guns, less guns, gun restrictions on psychopaths... The real problem with America is the people.

The real problem with America by Nutzen YerMouf May 6, 2018

I'm A Real American 

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

I'm A Real American by Mister Ignorant May 11, 2004

real american 

Someone that is over wieght, drinks cheap beer, watches football, has a dirty, old, American flag hanging outside thier house/trailer, doesn't give a shit about the less fortunate, owns more than five guns, complains about stupid, little things, and shoots black people on the weekends.

Git out, you niggers an' spics! This is ma country, I'ma real American! YEEEEHAAAWWW!! *shoots shotgun at the sky*

real american by not me anymore September 10, 2008

Real Americans 

Code phrase for "White Americans", or basically anyone that isn't the wealthiest 1% of the U.S. population. Commonly used to trick uneducated and easily manipulated people into voting for certain presidential candidates.

"I know I can count on all your votes here in (place here) because you are all - Real Americans." (wink wink, nudge nudge)

Real Americans by Johnny Squares March 7, 2009

I'm A Real American 

What foreigners say to convince themselves they are American.

border patrol: Let's see your green card.
foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!

I'm A Real American by theog May 9, 2004