reading braille 

when you go up a chicks shirt and carress her soft boobs, makeing her nipples hard.

i was reading braille all last night with dorothia. she is so fine, and her boobs were wonderful.

reading braille by Robert Saggot January 18, 2006

Reading Braille 

Rubbing your dick tip on your girl's braces when you get head.

Dude, last night I was reading braille for fucking hours. My girl's jaw was wrecked.

Reading Braille by PinYin62 October 5, 2017

Like Reading Braille 

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.

"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)

Like Reading Braille by Brandaminator October 2, 2006

reading braile

When your car tire runs over the bumpy lane reflectors on the road or interstate.

Car swerves towards shoulder...
"Stop readin' braile, man!"

reading braile by anonymous April 22, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008