Reading (Town) 

Da pimps rule da roost 'ere in Reading....

Large town with a lot of sexy people to drool over if bored.

A lot of homeless people and chavs. Primark is the biggest and most popular shop here!!

Reading (town) is fit

Reading (Town) by gee and l May 16, 2011

Old Town Roading

The act of blasting “Old Town Road” by Lil Nas X.

There was a lot of Old Town Roading at the party.

Old Town Roading by Whatsanpseudonym June 13, 2019

Readington 

Greatest town to ever exist. Wealthy town but very humble and hardworking. Rural area and conservative #MAGA. Not much divesity. If you're a lib or not involved in some form of athletics growing up you're a loser and likely have soft parents. Not many commerical business' and more family business oriented. Hardo baseball parents breed here. Cannot think of a better place to raise a family to ensure youre kids arent walking vegans when they grow up. Schools here are beyond excellent and set students up for great success. Readington locals know fellow Readington locals.

That white kid loves Trump, is hardworking, athletic, and not a pussy; he has to be from Readington.

Readington by LibraryGuy32 August 21, 2018

Readington middleschool 

A toxic ass school made up of whores who fuck everything that has a dick. Kids that think they cool cuz they be vapin an shii. Oh ass teachers who hate they job and only there to fuck up yo day by makin shii harder for you, and some crazy ass rapists that like to grab lil girls asses

Yo what school u go to?

Readington middleschool. Why
Oh fuck bro we can’t hang no mo.

Y?

Cuz u be goin to school wit a bunch of rich white whores

Readington middleschool by Daddy moss if yk yk lmaoo January 7, 2020

readington 

Not as bad as people say it is. when people discribe it they be negative, leaving out good things like shaefers farm. Some people just don't get Readington's nice environment.

Hey, lets go to the fright fest in readington tonight!

readington by heyhey6 November 30, 2011

readington 

a place in the middle of freaking nowhere in NJ that consists of a post office, a crappy strip mall, an orthodontist, and some random fucking restaurants. don't even get me fucking started on the kids that live there.

almost everyone in this town lives in a cult neighborhood called cushatunk. half of these people are druggies. the other half, well, no one really cares about them.

almost every one in the middle school is wacked out on drugs and has sex at a young age. people throw each other out of windows and there are fights on a regular basis. there is a large population of bisexual/lesbian girls in readington who all have lesbian sex in the bathrooms between classes.

they go to hunterdon central high school. At Central, if you're not an AP kid, it's so easy to fall behind or be ignored. The grading system is crazy and you're sure it's screwed you over for life. Also, you don't know half the people in your grade and you're sure they don't know you.

if you want to hang out with your friends somewhere besides the non-existant center of town then you have to either drive 20 minutes to Flemington or 30 minutes to the Bridgewater Mall.

do yourselves a favor and don't even consider coming here. you'll hate yourself forever if you do.

1: hey, let's go to readington!
2: hey, let's shove forks in our eyes!

readington kid: hey let's go hang out at cushatunk!
flemington kid: lol no.

readington by caaildlaine2014 August 19, 2011