Reader. 

A sick individual. Killed my mom. I always knew he was the real deal, but his internet antics made me think he was all fun and games. I thought he was COOL

Reader. has been all over the web. He goes by several different names and has been banned from every board he posts at.

Reader. by butthurtFAGGOT July 6, 2009

Reader 

The person who is reading this definition

Hello reader!

Reader by CrayonEater4259 March 5, 2019

reader 

An attractive woman who is liked strictly for her looks, but once discovered she can read is elevated to a whole new level of hottness.

A reader too, what a double threat...

reader by X2 May 23, 2008

reader 

Someone who has read the books of a popular movie or TV series. These people will generally laud it over "watchers" with comments like "I knew that was going to happen" or "it was way better in the book" or "If you think this is good, you should read the books"

They can generally be spotted as being the ones pulling out their camera phones to record "reaction videos" at a crucial moment during a critical episode of a movie or TV episode (a la the Game of Thrones 'Red Wedding' reaction video phenom) -- thus generally giving away to the "lesser people" that shit is about to get hectic.

Don't be that guy.

How can you tell if someone is a reader?

DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU.

reader by jeffois June 13, 2013

reader 

a fucker who has a giggle kink

look at him, I bet that man is a reader

reader by Eluro May 14, 2022

Reader's Block 

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.

Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.

Reader's Block by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009

reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012