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Raymonde 

When drinking alcohol, the point at which a person suddenly changes from "pleasantly drunk" to "a completely out of control shit-faced mess".

A fellow drinker, upon noticing that their friend is imminently at this point, may signify their observance by rapidly tapping the table and exclaiming that "Raymonde is knocking on the door"
He was ok until that last vodka, then he went totally Raymonde.

One minute he seemed fine and then Raymonde paid him a visit
Raymonde by Mordeymania September 4, 2023
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raymondé 

Raymondé is a beloved red bench. He is also referred to as red boy raymondé. He is loved by the whole of the j’s family.
If I was red boy Raymondé I would not want to be alone!
raymondé by J family August 1, 2019

Flippin' Raymond

1) To engage in risky behaviour;

2) To be venturesome;

3) To be wildly promiscuous;

4) Or, to be silly to the point of the ridiculous.
"Stop driving like a Flippin' Raymond!"; "The girls came back to ours; we acted like Flippin' Raymond's!"; "I saw them pissed up on Broad Street, chasing each other around like Flippin' Raymonds"

captain raymond holt 

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.
Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.

raymond_yuh 

a mystical creature from the planet iliketurtles that has come upon us to save da world. If you sniff his toes you will become imortal.
Raymond_yuh has magic toes.
raymond_yuh by chickenduckperson November 29, 2020

raymond_yuh 

A hero that comes fro the planet iliketurtles who has come to save planet earth. If you lick his toes you will become immortal.
OMG IS THAT RAYMOND_YUH CAN I HAVE YOU AUTOGRAPH?
raymond_yuh by chickenduckperson November 30, 2020

Raymond Thomas 

Also known as Jumanji Mr. Raymond Thomas is generally a band director and is pretty dang thicc and BALD!
Student :Yo Raymond Thomas can we play Sleigh Ride?
Mr.Thomas: No you cant play your notes! Now lets talk about uniforms for an hour and 25 minutes
Raymond Thomas by DatBandKid69 December 3, 2018
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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