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An idiotic piece of shit who never knows what they are talking about

Ratoo is dumb

Ratoo by Johnnoe60 October 31, 2019

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ratoo

Tattoo burned into the skin with a laser-machine instead of using traditional ink.

That’s a rad ratoo on your arm! Did it hurt?

ratoo by Rat99 May 14, 2018

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Racoons rib rugs

Tits the same shape and length of a racoons tail that cling to the ribs like a thin rug

How was she? Great arse but she had racoons rib rugs and her box was like the mahove

Racoons rib rugs by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

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Breakfast Ratio

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.

Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.

Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013

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ramoon

best iraqi to ever ever exist, loved by marina and everyone in this whole world. hes a very cool and funny guy !! anyone who hates ramoon is a dumb fuck that will burn in the fires of hell.

person 1: whos ramoon ?
person 2: you dont know him ? hes the coolest guy in town wtf !??!!?

ramoon by lilipower123 January 30, 2021

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The Shit/Shower ratio

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

The Shit/Shower ratio by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

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Raboo

It is a word in which only a dork uses to say I love you when they don't really wish to say I love you. As we all know that it is hard to say to someone, so the word 'Raboo" can be used as a substitute.

HAYLEY, RABOO!

You will never understand how much I raboo you.

Raboo by IAmADorkYouHear June 29, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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