ratoon

a fat pink bloke with an homongus bellybutton with a single strand of swirly hair on his fat shiny head
he also like to dance

yo dude i saw ratoon doing a huge fart bomb in the jungle last night

by sandybuttocksfart1000 October 26, 2022

Ratoon

A small shoot or growth that comes from a root of a plant, you see these thinvs in the spring or summer as things are growing.

"Look, my tree has a Ratoon."

by Mysterious Rat October 18, 2020

Racoons rib rugs

Tits the same shape and length of a racoons tail that cling to the ribs like a thin rug

How was she? Great arse but she had racoons rib rugs and her box was like the mahove

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

ramoon

best iraqi to ever ever exist, loved by marina and everyone in this whole world. hes a very cool and funny guy !! anyone who hates ramoon is a dumb fuck that will burn in the fires of hell.

person 1: whos ramoon ?
person 2: you dont know him ? hes the coolest guy in town wtf !??!!?

by lilipower123 January 30, 2021

Corporate racoon

A person—a scavenger of sorts, who, throughout the
course of the workday, roams his/her company halls, meeting rooms and
cavernous spaces in search of any kind of food or drink—even of the stale
variety. Because of the corporate racoon’s cheap nature and “if it’s free,
I’ll take it! Even if it’s garbage” mentality, this character doesn't care
what it is as long it can be stuffed down his/her throat.

Example 1:
"Dude, look at Hank scrunched in the corner over there. Is he scarfing down
that old-ass sandwich?"

"Yikes, Hank, you hungry much? Those sandwiches are from a meeting that finished five hours ago. That meat looks sick and the mayonnaise stinks. You sick bastard."

"Hey man, can't help it. I'm a Corporate racoon. I obviously need help."

“Help? Dude, you’re disgusting. Throw that shit out.”

Example 2:
"Hey, Trisha, where'd you get the turkey wrap?"

"I was walking by the conference room and scarfed it from leftovers from that meeting that ended three hours ago, before they cleaned up the mess."

"Disgusting -- you are nothing but a corporate racoon."

by Trish77 July 2, 2009

female rationalization hamster

Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.

Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.

Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?

Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.

Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

by DDwd5 February 23, 2014

Butt Rations

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020