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Raritan Valley 

Raritan Valley is a section in west Hazlet that is situated between Holmdel and Aberdeen. Cut off from the rest of town by the Garden State Parkway, Raritan Valley is an anomaly in that its residents develop their own sense of self. Although overall not as tough as West Keansburg, Raritan Valley is home to some of the toughest guys in Hazlet despite being an upper-middle class neighborhood. Raritan Valley has its own parkway exit (117 A), and home to several urban legends of Hazlet, including a cracked out dysfunctional family, a tribe from Kenya, and a wealthy investor, all of which live on the same block
Hazlet kid 1: let's go to Raritan Valley
Hazlet kid 2: No that's like in another county

West Keansburg thinks its so tough because its cut off by a highway, but those Raritan Valley people are cut off by the Mother-f*ckin Garden State Parkway.

Its safe to play basketball at Raritan Valley School until 6 pm. After that, the cops start harassing you
Raritan Valley by Mr.Johnny December 14, 2006
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026