Randycapped 

Adjective. Being a retarded asshole.

That guy is completely randycapped.

Randycapped by DTown brown March 11, 2018

Andycapped 

The state of having Andrew in your group for a project. You are at a disadvantage before you are even given the assignment. Often charactarized by getting little to nothing done, and long, drawn-out periods of laughing at Andrew's expense.

Teacher: Alright class, today we will be starting a project, due at the end of the month.
Guy 1: Nose goes!
(Guy 2 and 3 put their fingers on their nose before guy 4.)
Guy 4: Son of a bitch! Andycapped again!

Andycapped by T. Juda December 22, 2008

Randicapped 

Adj.

1. A state of mental deterioration brought on by lack of sexual activity. Sympyoms include: lack of attention span accompanied by obvious and shameless gawking at the opposite sex, erections lasting more than four hours, internet porn addiction, chronic masturbation, public masturbation, continuous masturbation, procrasturbation, auto-erotic asphyxiation, bestiality, chafing, bleeding, dry skin, coprophagia, dry mouth, night time emissions, etc.

2. Horny as fuck.

It wasn't just the drool slowly working its way down Rupert's chin that alerted Alejandro to the fact that his compatriot was completely randicapped. No, it was really the fact that the poor bastard had surreptitiously pulled out his erect penis in the train station and begun softly slapping it against a guard rail as he gaped at a passing female that really gave it away for Alejandro.

Randicapped by Tromboned October 29, 2009

Candycapped

When one eats so much candy that they become retarded.

Amy and Aaron had such a successful trick or treat they became candycapped enjoying the fruits of their labor. It was the best day ever - they finally had an excuse for being retarded.

Candycapped by Joejohn Johnston October 11, 2017

candycapped

Using two large lawn decoration candy canes to pretend you're handicapped, usually around Christmas time.

Little johnny slipped on the icy sidewalk by the lawn ornaments and became candycapped, much to the amusement of his friends.

candycapped by DoublePlusGood November 26, 2006