comprehen 

Comprehen is street slang for “do you get it?”

Origins: a mutation of the age old saying “which came first, the chicken or the egg?” e.g.
“Da egg come pre hen or what?” Often used to see if the other person in the conversation is on the same wavelength and understands what you’re saying and in agreement. This has become shortened to “comprehen?”

“Yo comprehen right?”
“Da egg man, am totally wija bro”

comprehen by Baggage Handler January 9, 2018

compretend

When someone seems to be comprehending directions or instructions but it turns out that they are just pretending.

My boss just explained the project to me and I nodded like I understood, but I was just compretending.

compretend by CaptainRong1 December 23, 2013

The mind can only comprehend...

The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.

The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

The mind can only comprehend... by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020

oxford hills comprehensive high school 

A large shitty school where all the displaced kids from oxford hills are crammed.

A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.

"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"

"The drool school"

Do you see Timmy over There? Yeah three time special Olympic champion. He got his high school diploma from oxford hills comprehensive high school. Maybe you should too!

oxford hills comprehensive high school by P. PICKLE DICKERSON May 3, 2018

compremendable

Able to understand, and to do what your told.
First seen on reality cop show.

Cop,"Are you gonna give us trouble?"
Drunk "gangsta", "I'm legit son, and compremendable"

compremendable by joesk84ever June 24, 2009

Compretence 

Pretending to have competence in an area, usually in a professional setting, where one's ability to pretend to know a subject may go further than actual knowledge. Think Dilbert + competence + pretense

Jesper's compretence led him to rise quickly in the company.

- Was Sarah's experience a match for the new project?
- No, but she had enough compretence that management didn't see through her bullshit.

Compretence by Erolinthesky February 22, 2017

craprehensive

When you have to fart but your scared you might crap your pants.

I would of given my girl a dutch oven this morning but i was feeling a little craprehensive.

craprehensive by Papa-Chulo May 23, 2009