Random Ho

A spontaneous piece of ass

This chick I met at school the other day from my homeboy, turned out to be my Random Ho.

by jakkstr October 14, 2013

random hook-up buddies

Much like a friend with benefits, a random hook-up buddy is someone you're not actually in a relationship with but still get busy with.

Unlike a friend with benefits however, random hook-up buddies hook up on less frequent, more random (hence the name) intervals.

"Mark and Brooke must be random hook-up buddies. The two or three times a month they see each other they always get busy."

by JVL August 2, 2007

random hot dark haired chick

The hot dark haired chick in the office who walks by all the time, but you have no idea what her job description is.

Damn Bob, did you catch the random hot dark haired chick?

by Sir Dent November 13, 2009

Random Housing It

Parking a car in front of a random house to have sex or some other sexual act. Best if done at night and on a street with no street lights.

I like random housing it.

Last night me and Joe random housed it.

Do you want to random house it?

by SHHHH!!! June 11, 2006

random hobo

A sexual maneuver involving a guy fucking a girl from behind, and as he's fucking her he slips out mid-pump and replaces himself with a vagrant fresh off the street.

If perfectly executed the vagrant resumes with the same rhythym, which feels no different to the girl (except for added vaginal friction from the scabs and warts on the hobo's dick, and ass slaps are now somewhat muffled by the hobo's fingerless gloves).

The guy then puts himself in plain view of the girl who thinks he is fucking her. Little does she know she's about to get stabbed in the ass with a dirty heroin needle.

Last night I gave this slut the ol' Random Hobo.

That girl got Hobo'ed five times last semester.

by 8============D - - - - (.)(.) February 16, 2009

Random hour

The random hour is when you suddenly feel the urge to say something with complete randomness, at no specific time,
to no one in specific.
After the random hour has passed, and you have said something random, you will feel normal again.

Person1: It's gonna be crazy..
Person2: what is? :b
Person1: CRAZEY!
Person2: Dude xD
Person1:CRAAAAAAAAZEY!
Person2:Duuuuude!!! xD Chiiiill o:
Person1: Random hour O:

by RandomHourGuy December 20, 2012

random hookup

being drunk and making out with someone, whether you know them or not

i just had a random hookup with (insert name here)

by lsy28 October 20, 2010