Ralph Toe 

when your sweatsedo is jacked up so your mangina looks like a mooseknuckle

all "skinny jeans" have ralph toes

Ralph Toe by ohnoyoudidnt101 September 5, 2012

RalphToe

When a toe has gone past a critical stage where it is infected beyond all imagination. It is most commonly found below the nail and in some cases will carry to the face and cause extreme situations of snaggle tooth.

Person 1: Hey I heard Alvin had a smeggy RalphToe.
Person 2: I would keep away from him.

RalphToe by A smeggy one September 23, 2011