Chubby-ass fat white rich boi who gets all the gals because he's a roadman. don fuck with him cos he will get his butler Philip to come beat yo ass up!

STFU pussio ill get my boy ralfs to jeet you. he gon put you in a spliff.

Ralfs by DickHeadSuckingFuckhole69 January 7, 2020

Related Words

Ralfstafarian • ralf schwidlewski • ralf • Ralsei • ralston • rafsan • Rafsun • ralas • Rafsanjani • ralfing

Ralfs

Ralfs is smart and funny. He gives you the feeling that everything will be alright. He is really hardworking and can easily get carried away with something. Sometimes he forgets about his needs in order to make other people happy. He has various personality traits. Sometimes he is like a child with no care in the world and sometimes he is a man who seems to know all the things and you can allways rely on him.

Ralfs is my favorite person.

Ralfs by sexibaby69 November 22, 2021

Ralsei

Cute floofy boi

Kris: look it’s ralsei
Susie: ok

Ralsei by Ralsei999 March 2, 2020

ralfpoo

the act of vomiting into a toilet after one has pooped and hasn't flushed yet, producing a bad smell and weird colors.

ralfpoo comes from "ralf" meaning vomit and the word "poo".

This morning i had a bad hangover from drinking the night before. I also had alot of beans the last night, resulting in me ralfpooing on 3 different occasions, each smelled really bad.

ralfpoo by Nickgee October 18, 2009

Rolfsen

If you're a "Troll" or "Trolling" on the internet, then you're a "Rolfsen", or a "Trolfsen"

Using the word Rolfsen is a more discrete way of saying troll, while pulling off a Trolfsen is ultimately the highest rank of trolling achievable.

Damn I felt like Rolfsen yesterday when Blizzard banned me.

or

Person 1: Trolfsen here went to talk about a loan in the bank yesterday.

Person 2:Lol, what do you need a loan for?

Person 1:I don't, the bank does ;)

Rolfsen by Professional troll. September 19, 2012

Ralsei Smoking A Fat Blunt

A popular meme or shitpost in the Deltarune community, centered around a picture of Ralsei, one of the main characters of Deltarune, smoking a particularly large amount of weed.

The meme has since produced several animations.

Person A: "Hey, check out this picture of Ralsei smoking a fat blunt!"
Person B: "Holy shit, Ralsei is smoking a fat blunt!"
*laugh track plays*

Ralsei Smoking A Fat Blunt by *But nobody came. October 31, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026