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Ralfstafarian 

A known shaver of pubic hair in general, the Ralfstafarian, otherwise known as chinballs, is the only known predator of the Greebs. Loves the guanting and pickles herring for fun. Bit of a Jebbend, however if you were to melt his skin off you would find he is actually made of candyfloss. Loves giving random cuddles and stroking strangers. This sneaky flange-flicker enjoys nothing more than to rest his chinballs in others food. Generally friendly, except when riled can act like a dinosaur. His cheeky smile is his trademark and without it he is just a meh. The Ralfstafarian should also have been born in the 80's.
Oi Ralfstafarian, your balls are dripping sweat all over my lizard.
Ralfstafarian stop shaving my ass!
Oh sorry didnt realise you had balls on you chin Ralfstafarian (awkward smile face).
Ralfstafarian wheres your chin? you cold or summin?
If Ralfstafarian sold sea shells by the sea shore, how many sea shells would he sell before his chinballs got too salty?
Ralfstafarian by Anti-Coon May 5, 2011
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Rastafarian Tea 

Josh was so high that he grabbed the bong and took a drink of that Rastafarian Tea
Rastafarian Tea by Nano88 February 12, 2022

rastafarian 

Origins in Jamaca and deeply rooted in africa culture, this religion was the medium for those who opposed the oppression of Babylon, to speak out and live a rightious life as it is written, whilst beeing proud of their own roots and movements.
Rasta eat a diet of veg fruit and fish, keep their bodies mind and sould healthy by staying active in global issues, and moving to brake the shackles of Babylons oppression. One method to this freedom is Ganja, which is believed to have gorwn on King Solomons' grave. Ganja lets the Rasta see what Babylon denies because of their greed and corruption. (Babylon refers directly to white oppression against the black ppl at the time of this movement; and now represents global oppression and repression).
"say I hear the voice of a rastaman say, babylon yo' throne gone down..."

I and I 'no one love; yag't one fear: JAH Rastafari
rastafarian by zebraboy November 18, 2004

RASTAFARIAN 

A common religion amongst black jamaicans that look up to the past Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie. One of their most famous acts is to smoke marijuana as a symbol of religious practice. To be rastafarian one doesn't have to be black in fact to be rastafarian it has to come from the heart. Another famous practice is that of dreads on their heart.
RASTAFARIAN by daniel rojas November 18, 2004

dirty rastafarian 

When a group of individuals defecate on a women's head so as to make it look like she is wearing dreadlocks made from poo! It is encouraged to eat corn to provide ornamentation such as gold pieces.
This girl came over to my house who was a huge Bob Marley fan so me and my friends gave her a dirty rastafarian
dirty rastafarian by diabhail August 4, 2010

Rastafarian 

A religion that focuses on reaching zion, bringing down Babylon, and worshiping jah Rastafari using marijuana to meditate.
Timmy: gee bob you are quite a Rastafarian with your cannabis sativa and your natty dreads.
Bob: thanks mon, praise jah
Rastafarian by jahmama March 11, 2009

rastafarian old holborn 

oi mate you smoked any rastafarian old holborn recently?