Raiders Bane Share definition Flag A grey-bearded pirate who lives in a pineapple under the sea; who likes cabin boys and goats; and who hates the Oakland Raiders. "Hide your goats, everyone! Here come Raiders Bane and his scurvy, perverted crew!" Raiders Bane by fester March 11, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Raiders Bane mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch