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University of Ramsbottom 

To mark historic links with the Grant Brothers, the University of Ramsbottom, has announced a limited number of Grant Scholarships in :
* MARKETING (ref. GM306)
* NUCLEAR PHYSICS (ref. GNP783)
* AGRICULTURE (ref. GA332)
* ECONOMICS (ref. GE998)
These full fee scholarships worth approx £25,000 (twenty five thousand sterling) are for Masters Degree Courses of One Year duration . Start date December or June from 2009 onwards.
They are available ONLY for non UK students who already hold an undergraduate degree of AT LEAST Upper Second standard.
Students will be judged on references and verified C.V.(resume)
125 such scholarships are available.
No application forms are issued
Send details to:
Admissions (Grant Scholarships)
University House
Ramsbottom BLO 9AE
Lancashire
United Kingdom
University of Ramsbottom Grant Scholarships welcomed by Secretary of State ....says F.T.

University of Ramsbottom 

Prestigious 5 star rated University with its main Campus in the otherwise unassuming Lancashire(U.K.) town of Ramsbottom
Established in 1968 the University now has a 500 hectare Campus with 65,000 students. It was the first University to be established on the Timothy Leary principle of "Turn on,tune in and drop out"
Most noted for its Business School which can boast 3 former Economics Nobel prizewinners among its 500 strong faculty.
The University also has significant strengths in Archaeology,Nuclear Physics,Philosophy and Agriculture.
University Vice Chancellor, Randolph C. Hopkins has further plans to expand the University to 125,000 students within the next decade.
Applications to Caroline Basingstoke, Applications, University of Ramsbottom,Lancashire,U.K.
Applications to the University of Ramsbottom rose by 23% in 2008, with on average 126 students applying for each place available.
University of Ramsbottom,second only to Oxbridge,in Quality Standards.... says latest Government Report.

Robottom 

Using a robot that can often times can be remotely controlled over the internet with a web cam to perform anal sex on a partner.
Many robots can be controlled remotely over the internet allowing the person remotely to see via a robot web cam and using VOIP through the robot. The robot has a device that when activated can thrust a device that can attach a dildo that can be pushed back and forth resulting in "robottom."
Robottom by Dr. Long Socks June 1, 2010

Redbottomedbaboon 

1. a person who wants everyone they see
A girl who has a boyfriend yet wants everyone they see and/or Someone who is attacted but hooks up with another person.
Redbottomedbaboon by Jilly November 16, 2003

Rowbottom 

A man with a penis that thins out towards the tip, like a carrot..
Rowbottoms have dicks like carrots.....Donkeys love em
Rowbottom by SloshDosh September 15, 2012

Rowbottom 

A man with a carrot shaped penis, common among certain men in northern Minnesota.
Did you see tom waving his little Rowbottom around in the shower today?
Rowbottom by Poopatrator June 6, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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