Said to be the fulfillment of the Mayan gods ancient prophecy, it seems that fate forged this Alt Rock trio from lightning straight from the heavens. Their music has been described as eargasmic, tantalizing, and on-par with jesus.
person 1: DUDE, have you heard shotgun drives the radio's new song?
2: which one, red tape and butterflies?
1: yeah, it's amazing!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).