Racist Jokes

Something white people make when they get into groups

Every time white people get together, they always make racist jokes.

Racist Jokes by SiL3Nt J September 14, 2023

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Racist jokes

Making racist jokes makes your racist. “Humor” doesnt change the fact that its racist.

I make racist jokes.

Racist jokes by 1928293933992 September 8, 2021

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racist joke

A kind of joke that starts with something like "Okay, so these two black guys walk into a bar, and the bartender..."

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when a good-looking girl comes up to them and says "whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me". So the white guy says "I love liver and cheese." she says "that's not good enough." The black says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's not creative", and then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine."
- that's what you call a racist joke.

racist joke by Justin-WN June 26, 2008

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racist joke

A joke saying something about another race which should not be said but makes people laugh anyway.

First guy: What do you do if you see ure VCR floating in the middle of the night?
Second guy: What?
First guy: Put it down NIGGA!
Second guy: Wow that is some racist joke!

racist joke by hoogalyboogalybooROXAN January 25, 2006

a walking racist joke

when someone is so intact with there race they positively influence stereo types freely.

god look at him
yeah i know hes such a walking racist joke

a walking racist joke by clever bob July 14, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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