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Raccoon Eye

After a long night of drinking you will usually get terrible mud butt (aka the beer shits) the next morning, after your first chocolate shotgun of the day you stand up without wiping your ass, approach the nearest passed out person and while holding your butt cheeks apart you firmly press your asshole around that person's eyeball leaving a perfect ring around the person's eye.
I hope that chick doesn't get pink eye, I gave her a nasty ass raccoon eye.
Raccoon Eye by OKCsavage May 30, 2009
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Third Raccoon Eye 

The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.
"How's that for a third raccoon eye?

One more punch and It'll be third eye blind."

Raccoon Eyes 

Eyes with deep big black rings under and sort of around them, that makes you look like a raccoon. Mostly common in sleep-deprived people, yes I'm talking to you, you Tik Tok addict now get some sleep.
She has been on Tik Tok all day and night for the past 3 days, shes starting to get raccoon eyes.
Raccoon Eyes by PablosDrugs August 14, 2020

Raccoon-Eyed Bitch 

Girls on the Internet that take crappy black-and-white pictures with their cell phones of themselves with emo straight hair and caked-on black eyeliner and talk like this:"omggg i luv yuuu r myy bestyy :) <3"
Iona:I hate Sienna, she's such a raccoon-eyed bitch.
Jostice:She is?
Iona: Yeh, check out her smiley-face-and-heart-covered Facebook.
Raccoon-Eyed Bitch by yolliebear☼ January 19, 2011

raccoon eyes 

When you cry in the bathroom and then look in the mirror to discover your mascara has run down your face.
Sarah: I'm over Jamie breaking up with me...
Jessie: Then why you got raccoon eyes?
raccoon eyes by Erica Stratton January 22, 2008

Raccoon Eyes 

When you have been partying hard for a few days with no sleep you get dark rings around your eyes, known as raccoon eyes..
"Dayum!! Ive been up all night partying hard, check out my raccoon eyes!!"
Raccoon Eyes by PLaY KiTTY December 11, 2009

raccoon eyes 

when you wear your sunglasses in the sun too long and get the reverse racoon look. Most common in spring skiing while wearing goggles.
The sun was bright on the slopes today and I got a serious case of the raccoon eyes
raccoon eyes by OV08 March 10, 2010
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