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R.I.T.S. = Right In The Shitter , a term used by a guy to tell his buddy a girl is hot without her knowing.

Generally when the girl is within earshot.
"That chick is such a RITS!"

"I wanna RITS that chick!"
RITS by Robbie P Skins May 3, 2007
When you really like something or find it pleasing to the eye
She looks so rits

Rehearsal was rits today

I love my new dress. It's rits.
Rits by Zeni Dalie October 7, 2016

rits roll jiffy

when you eat a whole roll of rits crackers with jiffy peanut butter within a short amount of time
dude last night i pulled a rits roll jiffy

rits bits tits 

girl 1: oh no, Dan is taking off his shirt again.
girl 2: oh god, he has rits bits tits!

Rits Craker 

a big
Rits Craker by Daddy Julio December 17, 2022

Haley Rits 

Really Bunk, not cool. Some one who makes lists calling people bunk regardless of their status as being a bunk piece of trash.
Haley Rits by ZurichNeil69 January 29, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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