Reward

Slang term for marijuana, in reference to a quote from Jafar, the sultan's royal vasier in the Walt Disney animated feature Aladdin.

"I haven't toked in at least a week. Care to join me in some reward?"

"You shall have your reward! Your eternal reward." ~ Jafar

by Chode Brain January 20, 2009

Reward

Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the news
The king sits on his face buttons all askew
All wrapped up the same (same)
All wrapped up the same (same)
They can't have it
You can't have it
I can't have it too
Until I learn to accept my reward

Princes stand in queues they stand accused
Death in solitude like Howard Hughes
All wrapped up the same (same)
All wrapped up the same (same)
Silence has it
Arrogance has it
I can have it ooh
Until I learn to accept my reward

Suddenly it struck me very clear
Suddenly it struck me very clean
All wrapped up the same
All wrapped up the same
You can't have it
I can't have it too
Until I learn to accept my reward

Until I learn to accept my reward

Until I learn to accept my reward

Until I learn to accept my reward

Until I learn to accept my
I learn to accept my
I learn to accept my reward!

by Death Menace October 6, 2022

Reward

Due compensation for my property in accordance with my 5th amendment right.

Hym "I am not going to let you control my behavior. No reward would be worth allowing it. If I am not given due compensation for my property in accordance with my 5th amendment rights I will violate the rights of a person of my choosing as recompense. Fuck your kids. Your kids are still shit. You are actively trying to sacrifice someone else's kids so you can feel like you have control over the people who would harm them and in the mean time your kids are still getting fucked and mangled. So, what did I hear about a shooting where the guy wanted child executions for all of the deaths in Palestine? So, do yourself a favor. Give me my money. Save yourself the embarrassment of the largest media scandal in the history of media... And then do everyone else a favor... Go home... Put a bullet in you kids... And then feed yourself a bullet... Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2024

Reward Syndrome

When you tell everyone about a thing you are planning to do or haven't finished, then receive dopamine from their complements, and end up not doing it.

Bill: I am gonna start going to the gym
Everyone: Wow, good job proud of you
Bill: * Doesn't go after all *
Bill's Friend: Take care of your reward syndrome

by CmdEngineer June 25, 2020

reward points

What you use to obtain free merchandise.

Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.

by BUh bye felicia January 16, 2015

Reward Pellets

Physical objects (usually food) given to simple minded creatures to motivate them in completing menial tasks.

The lab monkey will recieve 5 reward pellets once it learns to not throw fecies at bypassers.

by Green is a color too. August 15, 2011

reward child

The child a parent gets, having raised it completely correct. A reward child is usually not identified before its teenage years.

She was smart, funny and very kind, a reward child to her parents; So unlike her selfish and unpleasant siblings.

by Big.ED February 25, 2011