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red nail theory 

The theory that when a women gets red as the color of their nails, men are more attracted to them. This is because they find comfort in the color since it’s a reminder of cherished mother figures in their lives.
She made him fall in love with her by using the red nail theory!

red nail polish 

looks extremely fashionable and mod when applied to nails.
Red Nail Polish is the only nail polish there is.
red nail polish by Jade October 14, 2003

red nail polish 

female masturbation during a heavy period
She ain't got not man and is on the rag. Guess she's gonna be wearing red nail polish.
red nail polish by BC in KC August 14, 2005

Dark red nails 

This is like the “light blue” trend that goes around but if a boy chooses the colour/color dark red it means it turns them on
Girl:hey what colour/color should I get my nails?

Boy:erm get dark red nails
Dark red nails by User00love June 19, 2021

dark red nails 

If you have dark red nails, you have Lana Del Rey’s vibe. You’re quite melancholy, but that makes you even more beautiful.
Look at my new dark red nails!
It feels like Lana Del Rey is my mother.

Red Nails 

Girls who have red nails are sluts
You see that slut over there with the red nails? yeah shes a hoe
Red Nails by larrryyyyyrrrryyy August 8, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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