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mormon

The best religion in the whole world! They dont have boring church sessions. They have fun youth activities. They have hott missionary elders. They're the best! The only true church on earth. I don't see why anyone could hear about the church and not know it's true because it definitely is and if someone wants me to explain how i know its true i'll explain to them in a second. Theres a lot of false rumors about our beleifs which aren't true. We tend to be very nice people. There's a lot of mormons in Utah. Not many in some other places like in nova scotia. There's like, none. but its all good. I love the church, its amazing.
Look at those hott elders theyre so cool
by Jade September 15, 2005
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elder

hott missionaries for the mormon (LDS) church. They use the name elder before their last name while they're on their missions: elder <last name>.
AHH LOOK AT ELDER PAIGE HE IS SOO HOTT!
by Jade September 15, 2005
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Wannarp

A word combining the words "wanna"/"want to" and "rp"(roleplay) Ususally ending in a question mark. Used when asking some one if they want to roleplay.
-Hey you wannarp? I've got nothing else to do in the next few hours.

-I finally got my mom to get my hour limit off of my damn AOL account! So you wannarp for a few hours?
by Jade April 11, 2005
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Gaian

A member of GaiaOnline.com, the largest forum on the internet.
Gaia member#1: Guh! That Gaian was trying to sell me flame pants for 4k!
Gaia member #2: Dude what a n00b. Tell him to stfu and go to the chatterbox.
by Jade April 11, 2005
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LAIL

jades hoe
jade bffl
jades skank
jade and lail went to the zoo
by jade April 18, 2005
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lindsay lohan

untalented ginger bitch that thinks she can act and sing who had a nose and boob job but denies it
why dont lindsay lohan just admit she had a nose and boob job everyone already knows it
by Jade April 22, 2005
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Jensexual

When a female who is otherwise lesbian is attracted to, in love with and/or obsessed with David Jendro.
I'm not gay... I dunno. I'm a jensexual
by Jade July 3, 2004
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