Jade's definitions

slut puppy

This is a male that sleeps around with as many women as he can. Females get enough names called for their sexual exploits, the phrase slut puppy describes the male whore.

I wonder if she knows what a slut puppy her boyfriend really is!

by Jade May 25, 2004

johnny depp

gorgeous.talented.incredibly deep and beautiful person, inside and out.

can take any character and make it into something no one else could...deserves a whole PILE of oscars!

by Jade August 12, 2004

sweatervest

A vest. That doesn't open in the front. Or something.It's a sweater. Only a vest.

Hence the name.

Extremely ugly, uncomfortable, and often associated with "nerds".

Since Johnny wore a different sweatervest everyday, people often called him a nerd without knowing what he was like on the inside. Now Johnny is a kick-ass pedo. Showed you all, didn't he?

by Jade November 14, 2004

Eraser

The greatest invention since the pencil.

Although I'm far from the point, I don't make mistakes, I fix yours.

by Jade November 14, 2004

jade

"Pounamu" or greenstone as it known as in english.

NZ Nephrite (jade) is a stone for which NZ has become famous.
Also known as Pounamu or greenstone

by Jade January 28, 2006

hockey

the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks

fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"

by Jade May 13, 2005

Dope Stars Inc

Young, loud and synthetized band. That's Dope Stars Inc. , a brand-new, dirty, vicious drug made of neon lights and Tokyo debauchery. You have been warned.

Victor Love - Vocals, Guitars, Programming, Synths, Drum Machine
Grace Khold - Synths, Samples, Programming
Darin Yevonde - Bass
Brian Wolfram - Guitar

Dope Stars Inc. , DropDeadGorgeousProzacAddicted

by Jade April 4, 2004