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sweatervest

A vest. That doesn't open in the front. Or something.It's a sweater. Only a vest.

Hence the name.

Extremely ugly, uncomfortable, and often associated with "nerds".
Since Johnny wore a different sweatervest everyday, people often called him a nerd without knowing what he was like on the inside. Now Johnny is a kick-ass pedo. Showed you all, didn't he?
by Jade November 14, 2004
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hockey

the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks
fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"
by Jade May 13, 2005
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Eraser

Although I'm far from the point, I don't make mistakes, I fix yours.
by Jade November 14, 2004
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jade

"Pounamu" or greenstone as it known as in english.
NZ Nephrite (jade) is a stone for which NZ has become famous.
Also known as Pounamu or greenstone
by Jade January 28, 2006
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mormon

The best religion in the whole world! They dont have boring church sessions. They have fun youth activities. They have hott missionary elders. They're the best! The only true church on earth. I don't see why anyone could hear about the church and not know it's true because it definitely is and if someone wants me to explain how i know its true i'll explain to them in a second. Theres a lot of false rumors about our beleifs which aren't true. We tend to be very nice people. There's a lot of mormons in Utah. Not many in some other places like in nova scotia. There's like, none. but its all good. I love the church, its amazing.
Look at those hott elders theyre so cool
by Jade September 15, 2005
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YOLT

The man every guy strives to be. YOLT has a large cock, is 1337, and can "own" anyone. YOLT is the ultimate male.

YOLT is also the one who every woman wants to fuck.
YOLT ownz.
by Jade July 22, 2003
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hell

man, springdale high school is hell, especially that dump of a building trades class!!
by jade September 13, 2004
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