Jade's definitions

YOLT

The man every guy strives to be. YOLT has a large cock, is 1337, and can "own" anyone. YOLT is the ultimate male.

YOLT is also the one who every woman wants to fuck.

YOLT ownz.

by Jade July 22, 2003

Darcy Tucker

Insane hockey player.
Amazing.
Likes to fight.
wicked guy.
Just like Bradley;)

hey look at bradley go he's just like darcy tucker!

by Jade May 13, 2005

Dope Stars Inc

Young, loud and synthetized band. That's Dope Stars Inc. , a brand-new, dirty, vicious drug made of neon lights and Tokyo debauchery. You have been warned.

Victor Love - Vocals, Guitars, Programming, Synths, Drum Machine
Grace Khold - Synths, Samples, Programming
Darin Yevonde - Bass
Brian Wolfram - Guitar

Dope Stars Inc. , DropDeadGorgeousProzacAddicted

by Jade April 4, 2004

Jerkin

awesome, cool, wanted by Jade

I love Kevin Clark, he's jerkin!

by Jade December 4, 2003

kurt cobain

greatest rock legend of all time. MURDERED (probably by courtney love)...kurt is GOD.

evidence proving that he was murdered. tom grant murder case.

by Jade August 12, 2004

tekken

ITs a game that lives up to its standards and have a better story line out there then most of those games out there...its the only game I know for right now or played that have decent characters and a old man that Everyones loves to beat the crap out of...for any button pushers out there they won't get passed round 2 on Ultra hard in Tekken 4.

The Tekken series lives up to its own standards.

by Jade July 5, 2003

mormon

The best religion in the whole world! They dont have boring church sessions. They have fun youth activities. They have hott missionary elders. They're the best! The only true church on earth. I don't see why anyone could hear about the church and not know it's true because it definitely is and if someone wants me to explain how i know its true i'll explain to them in a second. Theres a lot of false rumors about our beleifs which aren't true. We tend to be very nice people. There's a lot of mormons in Utah. Not many in some other places like in nova scotia. There's like, none. but its all good. I love the church, its amazing.

Look at those hott elders theyre so cool

by Jade September 15, 2005