Definitions by Jade

jade 

"Pounamu" or greenstone as it known as in english.

NZ Nephrite (jade) is a stone for which NZ has become famous.
Also known as Pounamu or greenstone

jade by Jade January 28, 2006

mormon 

The best religion in the whole world! They dont have boring church sessions. They have fun youth activities. They have hott missionary elders. They're the best! The only true church on earth. I don't see why anyone could hear about the church and not know it's true because it definitely is and if someone wants me to explain how i know its true i'll explain to them in a second. Theres a lot of false rumors about our beleifs which aren't true. We tend to be very nice people. There's a lot of mormons in Utah. Not many in some other places like in nova scotia. There's like, none. but its all good. I love the church, its amazing.

Look at those hott elders theyre so cool

mormon by Jade September 15, 2005

elder 

hott missionaries for the mormon (LDS) church. They use the name elder before their last name while they're on their missions: elder <last name>.

AHH LOOK AT ELDER PAIGE HE IS SOO HOTT!

elder by Jade September 15, 2005

hockey 

the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks

fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"

hockey by Jade May 13, 2005

Darcy Tucker 

Insane hockey player.
Amazing.
Likes to fight.
wicked guy.
Just like Bradley;)

hey look at bradley go he's just like darcy tucker!

Darcy Tucker by Jade May 13, 2005

lindsay lohan

untalented ginger bitch that thinks she can act and sing who had a nose and boob job but denies it

why dont lindsay lohan just admit she had a nose and boob job everyone already knows it

lindsay lohan by Jade April 22, 2005

LAIL 

jades hoe
jade bffl
jades skank

jade and lail went to the zoo

LAIL by jade April 18, 2005