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jade

"Pounamu" or greenstone as it known as in english.
NZ Nephrite (jade) is a stone for which NZ has become famous.
Also known as Pounamu or greenstone
by Jade January 28, 2006
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mormon

The best religion in the whole world! They dont have boring church sessions. They have fun youth activities. They have hott missionary elders. They're the best! The only true church on earth. I don't see why anyone could hear about the church and not know it's true because it definitely is and if someone wants me to explain how i know its true i'll explain to them in a second. Theres a lot of false rumors about our beleifs which aren't true. We tend to be very nice people. There's a lot of mormons in Utah. Not many in some other places like in nova scotia. There's like, none. but its all good. I love the church, its amazing.
Look at those hott elders theyre so cool
by Jade September 15, 2005
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elder

hott missionaries for the mormon (LDS) church. They use the name elder before their last name while they're on their missions: elder <last name>.
AHH LOOK AT ELDER PAIGE HE IS SOO HOTT!
by Jade September 15, 2005
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hockey

the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks
fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"
by Jade May 13, 2005
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Darcy Tucker

Insane hockey player.
Amazing.
Likes to fight.
wicked guy.
Just like Bradley;)
hey look at bradley go he's just like darcy tucker!
by Jade May 13, 2005
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lindsay lohan

untalented ginger bitch that thinks she can act and sing who had a nose and boob job but denies it
why dont lindsay lohan just admit she had a nose and boob job everyone already knows it
by Jade April 22, 2005
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LAIL

jades hoe
jade bffl
jades skank
jade and lail went to the zoo
by jade April 18, 2005
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