Man:"Hey it's Tiger, I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye"
A quirklord is essentially the creature you see on social media that has an anime aesthetic profile and tries to act morally superior for likes with surface level opinions and types in lower-casing. They have the iq of the pickle jar you see on the top shelf and usually act like an insufferable prick with a hint of narcissism because of how many followers they have.
A phrase used by actor Will Ferrel to describe when a situation goes from calm to Jesus unleashing wrath on earth.
Tom: I hate Kim so much
Fred: Like how much?
Tom: How much? I dislike her so kuch that I would rape her, then burn her in the volcano if Mordor, and send her ashes to the sun on a hydrogen bomb. Thats how much.
Fred: Well, That Escalated Quickly!
Person A: Lets do something
Person B: how about we say random words?
Person A: sure, you gofirst Person B: ermm... radiator
Person A: sunshine
Person B: quickly
Person A: No mate.... you lose
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.