Queens of Comedy

The funniest bitches ever. The comedic group is made up of as follows:

Mo'Nique: Fat bitches, if you sittin next to a skinny bitch, take your fist, and hit that bitch on the top of her head!

Adele Givens: She's such a fuckin lady!

Sommore: You don't know money like she knows money!

Miss Laura Hayes: Just let you put the head in??? Motha Fucka, I got two babies by the head!

Watch the Queens of Comedy while your stoned. You'll be rollin so hard your stomachs gonna hurt.

Queens of Comedy by Libra Chic September 6, 2005

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Queen of Comedy

The queen of comedy is Lucille Ball. She lead the way for Carole Burnett, Marlo Thomas, Mary Tyler Moore, Joan Rivers, Fran Drescher, and Debra Messing.

Lucille Ball is the queen of comedy, she is amazing.

Queen of Comedy by OG Daddy December 28, 2024

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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