Queef Mouth 

Insult used to shut someone up when they are being stupid.

Another way to say "douche bag"

Jim wouldn't stop talking about planking yesterday. He is such a queef mouth.

Queef Mouth by mzsparxxx July 20, 2011

Mouth queef 

A woman burp so deep it came from past her pussy.

Bonnie:"burrrrrrppppp, oh man that came from past my pussy?"

Jolene: "did you just mouth queef?!"

Mouth queef by The Dropper August 9, 2013

Mouth Queef 

When someone says something mildly inappropriate or unexpected. A small variant of verbal diarrhea.

Tina: Is that a new shirt or are you gaining weight?
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.

Mouth Queef by DinoLaurs May 31, 2018

mouth queef 

When somebody makes a queef noise from their mouth.
Does not have to be sexual, can refer to any weird noised form the mouth.

Madison mouth queefed when she was sucking her fingers.

mouth queef by super_blumpkin April 26, 2010

mouth queef 

Mouth queef.
The sound someone makes when they are looking at an items price tag and realize they can't afford it.

Mouth queef
Go'quesha. "How mush dos is"
Bill. "Thirty dollars"
Go'quesha. "Pfffffff. Dat tew much". (Pats weave)
mouth queef mouf

mouth queef by Wdh29577 September 7, 2016

Mouth Queef 

A mouth queef is the sound an individual exudes from their mouth and/or throat accidentally during any daily activities that involve making noise from their mouth. It is called a mouth queef because the sound resembles the normal queef very closely.

Person B: *mouth queefs*
Person A: Your burps are really weird cunt.
Person B: u dog, leave me alone. it was just a mouth queef.

Mouth Queef by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 March 26, 2018

Mouth queef 

When your bro attempts to burp but all that comes out is a pussy little squeak.

Todd: *inhales deeply* "<urp>"
Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."

Mouth queef by Verber April 20, 2016