Queef Lasagna Share definition Flag When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth. Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna. Guy 2: (Pukes) Guy 1: Same. Queef Lasagna by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016 Get the Queef Lasagna mug.