Pronounced: Kwor-in-tine
Quarantine + Valentine. The one person you are in constant, distant contact with during the coronavirus quarantine or any other quarantine. You start to catch feelings over the internet or social media, even if you know them in real life. This is due to the change in the way you remember them, instead of what they are like in person, you know only know their electronic personality.
Same thing as a long distance relationship or a relationship built up on the internet, but you can’t meet them.
I’ve been snapping this girl so much I think she might be my quarintine.
Every time I hear my phonebuzz I hope it’s my quarintine.
Possibly the new zombies map for Call of Duty:Black Ops after Shangri La,although it has not been comfirmed at this point.Also,it might take place in firing range since the clues are in the map
Find the clues in the map,itll say quarintine in some places
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!