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Quarintine 

When you’re a fucking retard and can’t spell “quarantine”.
New Plan: Let’s all Quarintine in the ocean... Who’s in!? 🌊
Quarintine by aLaw18 March 13, 2020

Quarintine 

Pronounced: Kwor-in-tine
Quarantine + Valentine. The one person you are in constant, distant contact with during the coronavirus quarantine or any other quarantine. You start to catch feelings over the internet or social media, even if you know them in real life. This is due to the change in the way you remember them, instead of what they are like in person, you know only know their electronic personality.

Same thing as a long distance relationship or a relationship built up on the internet, but you can’t meet them.
I’ve been snapping this girl so much I think she might be my quarintine.

Every time I hear my phone buzz I hope it’s my quarintine.
Quarintine by H2 Laxking April 1, 2020

Quarintine 

Possibly the new zombies map for Call of Duty:Black Ops after Shangri La,although it has not been comfirmed at this point.Also,it might take place in firing range since the clues are in the map
Find the clues in the map,itll say quarintine in some places
Quarintine by Dante Phenox July 19, 2011

quarintine 

the dumb fuck ass shit we going through now
fuck life rn quarintine a bitch
quarintine by baddass_of_em_all April 17, 2020

quackinsane 

a french tiktok account who watches the dsmp, makes nsfw jokes sometimes, likes posting random shit.
“quackinsane replied !!”
quackinsane by quackitylolwooya November 7, 2021

alex in quarintine 

yo this crazy chick pulled an alex in quarintine and now she has to go to the doctor
alex in quarintine by mileycyrussss November 17, 2020
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