Quarantaint 

The state of your grundle after not showering for days and losing track of time due to being stuck inside for an extended period of time.

"Dude whens the last time you showered?"
"What day is it?"
"I don't know, but I can smell your quarantaint from here."

Quarantaint by Tweetch April 10, 2020

quarantinelockdown 

Quarantinelockdown is when your state or country places and executive order to force people to stay home.

Every state and country has been placing an executive order for a quarantinelockdown, to prevent the Coronavirus from getting worse!

If people don’t stop having block parties and cookouts during this pandemic, the quarantinelockdown will get worse and the government may send in the army!

quarantinelockdown by Mr.OVERWIT April 3, 2020

Quaranturnt 

When you're out of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and snacks so you break out the Coronas and get Quaranturnt.

Since the stock market is down, let's get Quaranturnt up!

Quaranturnt by DrDingDong March 29, 2020

Quarantine Grooming 

Relevant during the 2020 pandemic quarantine.

When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.

(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)

"He told me that he could totally see a future with me and see himself falling in love. I think he's Quarantine Grooming me"

Quarantine Grooming by Unzipped Intentions May 11, 2020

quarantitties 

As COVID-19 spread across the globe in March 2020, worldwide traffic of online pornography posted significantly higher viewing percentages as a result of people staying home under quarantine.

Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.

Steve: yo boss bro, I can't come into work today because I have a fever over 100.5 degrees, general malaise and shortness of breath. You will have to run the company without me for at least 14 days while I'm under medical quarantine

Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet

quarantitties by RonaldMcMexicoVII March 14, 2020

Quarantinesgiving 

It is a combination (portmanteau/neologism) of the words Quarantine and Thanksgiving. Due to the current COVID-19 pandemic, this can be viewed as a novel holiday in which Thanksgiving is celebrated during a quarantine typically accompanied by virtual parties and get-together via Zoom or Skype. Social-distancing and a minimal number of guests are urged for such a holiday, but not always abided by during such times like those of COVID-19.

John: Are you excited for Quarantinesgiving on Zoom?

Mary: Not really, this is sad and depressing, I wish we could be in person, but I guess it’s better than nothing.

John: Hang in there, we can enjoy a virtual meal, toast, and good chats amongst our family and friends while keeping safe and not spreading this damn virus.

Mary: Okay, you’re right! I guess I didn’t think of it that way; in that case, Happy Quarantinesgiving!!!

Quarantinesgiving by LingDanc803 November 26, 2020

Quarantine and Chill 

In light of the global coronavirus outbreak, 2020's apt alternative to "Netflix and Chill" - but with an undetermined time period: this could be a good, or bad, thing...

Heyy, things are getting pretty crazy atm aha, wanna quarantine and chill? x

Quarantine and Chill by GreenBee14 March 13, 2020