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Quantumplating 

The act of deeply thinking about something relating to quantum nature, often for long periods of time with little concern for one's surrounding
George was Quantumplating the theory of entanglement while waiting for the kettle to boil
Quantumplating by timlyo August 12, 2012

Quantumplate 

The act of contemplating about anything quantum.
The theoretical physicist/philosopher did nothing but quantumplate all day.
Quantumplate by LamCraig August 24, 2010

Quantumplate 

The act of seriously considering options, far greater than the act of contemplating.
Greg seriously quantumplated before sleeping with that man.
Quantumplate by Thebestk May 18, 2010

Quantumplate 

When you're aware that you are in the quantum realm, attempting to decipher actions will which lead to the most desired probable outcomes.
I have been quantumplating the best way to get myself out of a negative situation ALL DAY.

Sometimes I need an Irn Bru to help me quantumplate the best way of a multivariate situation.
Quantumplate by Dr Emily December 21, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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