I have been quantumplating the best way to get myself out of a negative situation ALL DAY.

Sometimes I need an Irn Bru to help me quantumplate the best way of a multivariate situation.

Quantumplate by Dr Emily December 21, 2022

Quantumplating

The act of deeply thinking about something relating to quantum nature, often for long periods of time with little concern for one's surrounding

George was Quantumplating the theory of entanglement while waiting for the kettle to boil

Quantumplating by timlyo August 12, 2012

Quantumplative

<adj> In reference to Thinking about the really small things

John was in a particularly quantumplative mood when he was thinking about his willy

Quantumplative by General Scallywag June 14, 2014

quantemplate

v. Act of contemplation at warp speed
ie. 'quantum contemplation'

She quantemplated the vastness of her chemistry homework during commercial breaks.

quantemplate by euca November 9, 2006

quantemplate

To go into seemingly deep thought or conversation about quantum physics or some other highly abstract topic. Usually happens when zoning out in class.

Class got boring, so Mark and I spaced out and just started to quantemplate the universe.

quantemplate by russianseptember September 27, 2013

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026