Quandalemite

A rare mineral formed in the depths of elderly breathing machines. This precious ore is found in clumps of 2-4 and can be harvested after their untimely death. After smashing open these machines you can craft quandalemite armor and tools. These tools use the essence of these poor old souls to give you tons of protection, damage and durability.

Freddy Fazbear: Lets go off an elderly so we can steal the quandalemite.
Foxy: Yay.

Bonnie: Much joy
Chica: Yippee

Quandalemite by Mista big balls April 10, 2024

quandalelitre 

a form of measurement that's about as big as a standard Livingroom. (or 10,000,000 gallons) this term is mostly used to exaggerate, but is also an official measurement the republic de quandale. (otherwise known as quanada)

example:

person 1: how much chocolate milk would you like kid?

child: oh, just one quandalelitre please sir! thank you!

father: hahah, oh son! everybody knows a quandalelitre doesn't exist! you're so funny making up random things!

child: *points gun at his father* say that again and you go night night just like mommy.

example 2:

person 1: bro i drank so much water.. i think i just peed a whole quandalelitre!

person 2: wow bro thats alot

quandalelitre by fat raccoon August 16, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008